Blessed Are The Cracked, For They Let In The Light

A Baker's Dozen Lines To Make You Smile

1. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
2. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.
3. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
4. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
5. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
6. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
7. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
8. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
9. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.
10. Wrinkled was not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up.
11. Being 'over the hill' is much better than being under it.
12. I'm not a complete idiot...Some parts are simply missing.
13. A picture is worth a thousand word, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.